TODAY
Good morning, Mia
Your private plan is ready.
JADE CHECK-IN
How are you feeling today?
Water1.4L
Protein62g
Launching 15 August 2026
Your prescription was only the beginning.
Secret Jabber is the private support system for everything that happens between appointments—anonymous community, practical tools, meal support and everyday accountability in one discreet membership.
Private by design
Built for GLP-1 journeys
Founder access open
One secure payment today. Your 12-month membership begins on 15 August 2026.
MFOUNDING MEMBER
Your private space
Everything you need, without the noise.
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MealsSimple ideas for today
›CommunityPrivate rooms, real people
›ProgressSee more than the scale
›PRIVATE ROOM
The Reset Room
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Holiday threw my routine off. Starting again today.
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Same here. One good meal and one walk. No punishment.
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That is exactly what I needed to hear.
Write anonymously…
Anonymous profilesChoose what other members see.
Purpose-built toolsNo patchwork of random apps.
Controlled communityPrivate rooms, moderation and clear rules.
Launch-day onboardingFounders arrive ready, not starting from zero.
THE REAL GAP
Your treatment may be clinical. Your daily life is not.
Appointments cover treatment decisions. They rarely cover the meal you cannot face, the holiday routine that fell apart, the private question you do not want attached to your public profile, or the day you simply lose momentum.
INSIDE SECRET JABBER
One private membership. Six practical systems.
Not another generic tracker. Secret Jabber brings the parts people actually need into one controlled experience.
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Private community without public exposure
Use a private nickname, join focused rooms and talk to members who understand the journey without posting from your everyday social profile.
Anonymous rooms · Private messaging · Moderation02
Jade, your daily companion
Check in, organise the day and turn an overwhelming week into a practical next step.
03
The Wobble Button
A fast route to grounding prompts, practical support and clear signposting when the day starts to unravel.
04
Meals that fit real life
Simple meal ideas, protein-focused planning, ingredient help and practical routines without diet-culture theatre.
05
Progress beyond the scale
Track routines, hydration, movement, confidence and consistency—not only a single number.
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A discreet membership layer
Founder status, rewards, private onboarding, country-specific support and a product roadmap shaped by the people actually using it.
Founder room · Priority onboarding · Early access
PRIVACY IS THE PRODUCT
You should not need to expose your life to get support.
Public groups are noisy, searchable and tied to real identities. Secret Jabber is designed around controlled access, private member profiles and deliberate sharing.
Private nicknameYour member identity can be separate from your public identity.
Controlled roomsFocused conversations with moderation and clear community standards.
Discreet experienceQuiet notifications and a product designed for privacy from the start.
Clear boundariesSecret Jabber supports the everyday journey; it does not diagnose, prescribe or sell medication.
MEMBERSHIP AFTER LAUNCH
Choose the level of support that fits your journey.
Three monthly memberships will be available from 15 August 2026. Cancel any time. Founding Membership remains the strongest pre-launch offer.
Basic
Private essentials
£19.99per month
- Private community rooms
- Food journal and progress tracking
- Limited Jade companion access
- Routine and journey logging
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Plus
Complete everyday support
£29.99per month
- Everything in Basic
- Meal plans and nutrition tools
- Full Jade companion access
- Monthly expert sessions
- Movement and habit plans
VIP
Priority personal support
£39.99per month
- Everything in Plus
- One-to-one support sessions
- Priority member support
- Early access to future features
- VIP member status
FOUNDING MEMBER OFFER
See the Founder offer
Do not want to pay monthly from launch?
Secure 12 months now at the limited Founder price, receive priority onboarding and arrive inside the club on launch day.
FOUNDING MEMBERSHIP
You can wait for launch—or arrive already inside.
Founding Members secure their first 12 months now and receive priority onboarding, Founder status and launch-day access when Secret Jabber opens on 15 August 2026.
- 12 months of membership from launch
- Founder-only room and profile status
- Priority onboarding before general members
- Early access to selected new features
- Protected Founder launch offer
WHY JOIN NOW?
Founder access is not the same as joining a mailing list.
Founding MemberPriority List
Guaranteed launch accessYesNo
12 months includedYesNo
Founder statusYesNo
Priority onboardingYesNo
Launch updatesYesYes
FREE PRIORITY LIST
Not ready to pay today?
Join the free list for product previews, launch updates and the opportunity to convert before Founder enrolment closes.
FAQ
Clear answers before you join.
What exactly is Secret Jabber?
A private membership platform for people navigating a GLP-1 journey. It combines anonymous community, practical planning tools, progress tracking, education and everyday support.
Is Secret Jabber a medical service?
No. Secret Jabber does not diagnose, prescribe, sell medication or replace a healthcare professional. It provides practical support, education and signposting.
What happens after I pay?
You receive a payment receipt, Founder confirmation and pre-launch onboarding emails. Your 12-month membership starts on 15 August 2026.
Can I join without paying?
Yes. The free priority list receives updates and previews, but it does not include guaranteed launch access or Founder benefits.
What if the launch is materially delayed?
The Founder Terms explain the long-stop date and refund protection. Read them before checkout.